1) I keep forgetting to tell y'all that read this in a feed about new things. I have another set of freebies up at SIStv. You can click HERE and the go to downloadable products to get them.
My best friend Laura who lives in New Jersey but has yet to take up wearing large hoop earrings tagged me. 6 random things about myself. Y'all know a lot of things about me so I had to think hard to tell you new things.
1) I have a brain tumor. It's just a harmless little thing, sitting on my pituitary gland. It used to make me black out, but they took care of that back in 2000. So now I don't have to have supervision to take a shower. I forget sometimes that it freaks people out if I talk about it, because we're all so used to it. But occasionally, when people harp on how tiny I am or tell me I look anorexic, or talk about how I look 12 years old, I tell them I have a brain tumor with no explanation as to how little else it affects my daily life. Because I know it makes them uncomfortable. And they've made me all uncomfortable talking about how much I look like a 12 year old. So I figure they deserve to be uncomfortable back. I realize that this is totally wrong of me and I should probably stop doing it, however, sometimes I really can't help myself.
2) You're all uncomfortable now aren't you? Don't be. Unless you're one of the mean people that like to send me hateful email about how I look 12. To you I say, I have a brain tumor. Don't hate.
3) Oops, I did it again.
4) I think in real life I make people feel awkward quite frequently. And then I talk about how awkward I am making things in an attempt to make things less awkward. That only works with people who aren't affected by awkwardness, which as it turns out, is not a lot of people. This is yet another reason that I should stop talking flippantly about brain tumors.
5) Tonight I successfully made a batch of homemade sausage balls. And then I ate about 15 of them. And then I felt a little bit sick to my stomach. But I waited til that feeling went away and then I ate some more. Because really, who can resist homemade sausage balls? Well, my husband can apparently. But he eats weird food, like noodles with nothing but butter and salt on them. So that voids his opinion on homemade sausage balls.
6) My first telephone number was 426-4108
